Description
**Why you’ll love it**
Keep the trooper safe—no father‑figure surprises.
**Specs that matter**
– CE-certified latex — real protection, not just a party trick
– Standard 52 mm fit — comfortable for 98 % of blokes
– 4–5 year expiry — longer than most gym memberships
– Ships worldwide in plain packaging — nothing to blush about at the door
**Perfect for…** office Secret-Santa swaps, quirky stocking stuffers, or jokesters everywhere.
