Description
“HAVE YOU SEEN MY HELMET?” is set above and below a white armoured helmet with black eye slots and a vented mouth — and a distinctly pink crown on top.
What is on the wrapper?
A moulded white sci-fi trooper helmet drawn face-on with dark angular eye lenses, a grilled breathing vent and black detailing, topped with a bright pink dome. HAVE YOU SEEN MY in purple above, HELMET? in pink below. A recognisable science-fiction prop, kept unnamed, doing a very old British joke.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Underneath the printing it is a fully certified condom: CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Nothing about the joke touches the latex. Kissy Bang Bang has printed funny condoms in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Stag nights, film-night party bags, Secret Santa, and sci-fi conventions. Sits with I Will Not Be Your Father and Not Your Father Either as a trio.
Ordering
Six is the minimum, and they do not have to match — mix any six from the funny range at £1.66 each. Printed in London, posted in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.
