Description
“I WILL NOT BE YOUR FATHER” is set in blue capitals beside a glossy black helmet and breathing mask, angled into the light. The line rewrites a very famous piece of film dialogue into a statement about contraception.
What is on the wrapper?
A sculpted black helmet with a flared skirt, angular eye lenses and a ribbed breathing grille, photographed against the white foil with a hard highlight down one side. I WILL in white, NOT in blue, BE YOUR FATHER in blue beneath. The most quoted paternity reveal in cinema, turned into a product claim.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. It is CE marked and certified to ISO 4074, the international safety standard for latex condoms: 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The joke stops at the foil. Printed by Kissy Bang Bang, who have been doing this in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Stag nights, film-night party bags, Secret Santa, and Father’s Day for someone who will find that funny. One of the best-selling designs in the catalogue.
Ordering
Buy six of this one or mix six different designs, £1.66 each either way. Printed and packed in London and sent in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9, next-day £3.80.
