Description
“I LIKE SEX IT’S NIIICE” is set in blocky type beside a grinning man wearing nothing but a lime-green sling swimsuit, sunglasses and an enthusiastic double thumbs up.
What is on the wrapper?
A photographic cut-out of a moustachioed man in a bright green mankini and dark glasses, both thumbs raised, against the white foil. The line is set in heavy geometric capitals down the left with the last word stretched out. A well-known comedy character type, kept deliberately unnamed.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. It is CE marked and certified to ISO 4074, the international safety standard for latex condoms: 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The joke stops at the foil. A Kissy Bang Bang design, printed in London where the brand has run since 2007.
When to hand it out
Stag nights, fancy dress parties, and Secret Santa where the recipient has a sense of humour and a strong stomach. A long-standing favourite in the range.
Ordering
Six is the minimum, and they do not have to match — mix any six from the funny range at £1.66 each. Printed in London, posted in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.
