Description

“RING LEADER” sits beneath a gold engagement ring with a big blue diamond — and a gold crown perched on top of it, in case the ring’s status was unclear.

What is on the wrapper?

A gold band with a large faceted blue-white stone, topped with a small gold crown set with pink jewels, sparkles firing off the diamond. RING in pink, LEADER in gold. A pun about who is actually running the wedding, delivered without a word of explanation.

Is it a real condom?

Yes. Underneath the printing it is a fully certified condom: CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Nothing about the joke touches the latex. Kissy Bang Bang has printed funny condoms in London since 2007.

When to hand it out

Hen parties, chief bridesmaid gifts, engagement celebrations, and anyone who has been organising this wedding since roughly the day of the proposal.

Ordering

Six is the minimum, and they do not have to match — mix any six from the funny range at £1.66 each. Printed in London, posted in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.