Description

“Stiff Upper… Everything” is set beneath a ceremonial guardsman in a red tunic and bearskin, standing rigidly to attention and not reacting to any of this.

What is on the wrapper?

A full-length guardsman in scarlet tunic, black trousers with a red stripe and a tall black bearskin, drawn straight-backed and immobile. Stiff Upper… in navy, Everything in red underneath. The ellipsis is the joke, and the guardsman’s refusal to acknowledge it is the rest.

Is it a real condom?

Yes. It is CE marked and certified to ISO 4074, the international safety standard for latex condoms: 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The joke stops at the foil. Made by Kissy Bang Bang, a London printer of funny condoms since 2007.

When to hand it out

London souvenir shelves, stag weekends in the capital, and gifts for anyone who enjoys British stoicism being quietly undermined.

Ordering

The smallest order is six. Take six of this design or spread them across the range at £1.66 each. Shipped from London in plain packaging with nothing on the outside. Free UK delivery over £9.