Description
“LOVE SUCKS, TRUE LOVE SWALLOWS” is set in four lines of clean serif capitals, running from red at the top down to pale orange, with no illustration to hide behind.
What is on the wrapper?
LOVE and SUCKS in heavy red and orange capitals across the top two lines, then TRUE LOVE and SWALLOWS in lighter orange beneath, the colour fading as it descends. Pure typography on the white foil. The first line is a greetings-card sentiment and the second one certainly is not.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Same certification you would expect off a pharmacy shelf — CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The printing is the only thing that changes. A Kissy Bang Bang design, printed in London where the brand has run since 2007.
When to hand it out
Valentine’s, anti-Valentine’s parties, hen nights, and Secret Santa. It is the most-quoted line in the catalogue and it sells hardest in February.
Ordering
Six minimum, mix and match freely across the range at £1.66 each. Printed in London and sent in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.
