Description
“What Happens in London Stays in London” is set in four lines of clean serif type on a bare wrapper, with no illustration at all. The Vegas promise, transplanted.
What is on the wrapper?
Plain grey serif type across four centred lines, London set noticeably larger both times, on the white foil with nothing else on it. One of only two purely typographic designs in the catalogue, and the calm layout is what makes it read as a genuine slogan rather than a gag.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Underneath the printing it is a fully certified condom: CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Nothing about the joke touches the latex. Kissy Bang Bang has been printing wrappers like this in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
London stag and hen weekends, tourist retail, and corporate visitors who need a souvenir with a straight face. A steady seller in the London set.
Ordering
From six pieces at £1.66 each, mixed however you like across the funny designs. Printed in London, posted discreetly, no branding on the outer. Next-day delivery £3.80.
