Description
“PENETRATION SPECIALIST” is set above a grinning workman in a green cap and dungarees holding a large power drill, with a woman in a purple bikini reclining beside him.
What is on the wrapper?
A cartoon tradesman in a green baseball cap and work belt giving a thumbs up while holding a hefty corded drill labelled PRO, with a dark-haired woman lounging on the ground beside him. PENETRATION in red, SPECIALIST in black, and To Serve and Protect on a banner underneath. Trade advertising, entirely misread.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. It is CE marked and certified to ISO 4074, the international safety standard for latex condoms: 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The joke stops at the foil. A Kissy Bang Bang design, printed in London where the brand has run since 2007.
When to hand it out
Stag nights, trade Secret Santa, builders’ merchants, and site humour. It belongs with Men At Work as the pair of construction jokes.
Ordering
Six is the minimum, and they do not have to match — mix any six from the funny range at £1.66 each. Printed in London, posted in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.
