Description
“I have a BIG surprise for you!” is set in three lines of yellow type on a rich magenta-purple wrapper. No illustration, no character, just the promise.
What is on the wrapper?
Warm yellow lettering across three centred lines on a solid deep purple foil, with BIG set large in the middle. This is one of the very few coloured wrappers in the catalogue — most are white — and the full-bleed purple is what gives it the feel of a gift box rather than a gag.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. It is CE marked and certified to ISO 4074, the international safety standard for latex condoms: 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The joke stops at the foil. A Kissy Bang Bang design, printed in London where the brand has run since 2007.
When to hand it out
Birthdays, Valentine’s, anniversaries, and Secret Santa. The coloured foil makes it feel more like a present than most of the range, which is the point.
Ordering
Six is the minimum, and they do not have to match — mix any six from the funny range at £1.66 each. Printed in London, posted in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.
