Description
“MERRY CHRISTMAS” is set in red and green above two cartoon reindeer who have stopped pulling the sleigh and started something else entirely.
What is on the wrapper?
Two brown reindeer with full antlers, one mounted behind the other, both with tongues out and eyes rolling, with sprigs of holly and gold sparkles either side of the type. MERRY in red, CHRISTMAS in green. A Christmas card scene that has gone considerably off-message.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. It is CE marked and certified to ISO 4074, the international safety standard for latex condoms: 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The joke stops at the foil. Made by Kissy Bang Bang, a London printer of funny condoms since 2007.
When to hand it out
Secret Santa, Christmas party bags, and stocking fillers for people who will laugh loudly. Not the one for the family dinner table.
Ordering
The smallest order is six. Take six of this design or spread them across the range at £1.66 each. Shipped from London in plain packaging with nothing on the outside. Free UK delivery over £9.





