$Knight in Shining Latex funny condom by Kissy Bang Bang$

Knight in Shining Latex

£1.66

The armour is period-accurate. The promise is not.

Mix & MatchMinimum 6 across the funny range. Pick 6 of the same design or 6 different designs.

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Knight in Shining Latex swaps one word of the oldest romantic cliche in English and lets the whole thing collapse. Full plate armour, raised sword, thumbs up, and a rescue that is not quite the one in the story. The wrapper does the comedy. The condom does the job, CE marked and ISO 4074 certified, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Suits medieval-themed nights, castle gift shops, stag dos with a costume rule, and anyone still waiting for the cliche to show up. Mix any six designs from the funny range at £1.66 each, or six of this one. Ships from London in plain, unbranded packaging, free UK delivery over £9.