Description

“PERFECT FIT” is set beside a stack of coloured blocks from a falling-block puzzle game, with one blue piece dropping into exactly the gap it was made for.

What is on the wrapper?

A grid of glossy pink squares with a blue four-square piece descending into the one space that will take it, drawn in bright flat colour with white highlights. PERFECT in blue, FIT in pink. A generic arcade-puzzle reference, kept deliberately unbranded, doing an innuendo about compatibility.

Is it a real condom?

Yes, and it is not a gag item with a gag inside. CE marked, ISO 4074 certified, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus length, 4 to 5 years of shelf life. Only the wrapper is funny. Kissy Bang Bang has printed funny condoms in London since 2007.

When to hand it out

Secret Santa, gamer gifts, stag and hen nights, and anyone who grew up with a handheld console. It also quietly answers the fit question people are too polite to ask.

Ordering

Buy six of this one or mix six different designs, £1.66 each either way. Printed and packed in London and sent in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9, next-day £3.80.