Description
“Want to see the monster?” is the line printed on the wrapper, above a cartoon Loch Ness monster rising out of the water in three green humps. Scotland’s most famous myth, repurposed.
The wrapper does the comedy. The condom does the job.
What is the Loch Ness monster condom?
A standard, fully certified condom in a foil wrapper printed with “Want to see the monster?” and an illustration of Nessie. Kissy Bang Bang has printed it in London since 2007. It sells as a Scottish souvenir, a stag or hen night handout and a gag gift.
Is it a real condom, or just a novelty?
It is a real condom and it works. CE marked and certified to ISO 4074, the international safety standard for latex condoms. Nominal width 52mm (±2mm), length over 180mm, shelf life 4 to 5 years. Only the wrapper is the joke.
Who buys it?
Loch Ness and Highlands souvenir shoppers, Scottish stag and hen weekends, Secret Santa, and anyone building a set of British innuendo wrappers. It pairs naturally with the London designs for tourist retail.
How many do I have to buy?
Six. Mix any six designs from the funny range at £1.66 each, or take six of the same. Ships from London in plain, unbranded packaging — nothing on the outside says what is inside. Free UK delivery over £9, or next-day for £3.80.
