Description
“WANT A FRENCH BREAKFAST” is set above and below two fried eggs and a browned sausage, arranged in the same unmistakable formation as its English cousin.
What is on the wrapper?
Two fried eggs with deep yellow yolks and a curved grilled sausage above them, drawn with heavy outlines. WANT A in brown, French in yellow script, BREAKFAST in orange below. The same plate as the Full English design, relabelled — because the phrase French breakfast carries a second meaning the English one does not.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Same certification you would expect off a pharmacy shelf — CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The printing is the only thing that changes. Printed by Kissy Bang Bang, who have been doing this in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Hen weekends, French-themed parties, café retail, and Secret Santa. It also quietly picks up traffic from people looking into old British slang for condoms.
Ordering
The smallest order is six. Take six of this design or spread them across the range at £1.66 each. Shipped from London in plain packaging with nothing on the outside. Free UK delivery over £9.
