Description
“ONE ERECTION” is spelled out by striking through a letter of a very famous band name and writing an E over it, above a line of pictogram figures with one standing head and shoulders above the rest.
What is on the wrapper?
Seven simple tan human pictograms holding hands in a row, the middle one drawn much larger than the others, with the band’s name set beneath in black — one letter crossed out in red and a handwritten E above it. A boy-band reference kept deliberately unnamed, with the correction doing all the work.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. It is CE marked and certified to ISO 4074, the international safety standard for latex condoms: 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The joke stops at the foil. A Kissy Bang Bang design, printed in London where the brand has run since 2007.
When to hand it out
Hen weekends, Secret Santa, birthday gag gifts, and party bags. It has been in the range for years and the joke has aged better than the band’s line-up.
Ordering
Six is the minimum, and they do not have to match — mix any six from the funny range at £1.66 each. Printed in London, posted in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.
