Description
“WARNING: HOME SEX KILLING PROSTITUTION” is laid out as a battered industrial warning sign, listing an escalating series of consequences with total seriousness.
What is on the wrapper?
A yellow and black hazard placard with a distressed metal texture, WARNING in white on a red bar at the top, then HOME in white, SEX in yellow, KILLING in yellow and PROSTITUTION in white, with diagonal hazard stripes along the bottom. The deadpan industrial signage is what makes it funny.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Underneath the printing it is a fully certified condom: CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Nothing about the joke touches the latex. Kissy Bang Bang has printed funny condoms in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Stag nights, Secret Santa, student parties, and anyone who appreciates a joke delivered in the format of health-and-safety signage.
Ordering
Six is the minimum, and they do not have to match — mix any six from the funny range at £1.66 each. Printed in London, posted in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.
