Description
“HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN!” is set across a black silhouette of a haunted house with bats streaming off the roof and a wide-grinning white skull in the foreground.
What is on the wrapper?
A crooked mansion in solid black with lit windows and a broken porch, bats scattering into the corner, and a bleached skull with triangular eyes and a jagged grin filling the lower half. HAPPY in orange, the middle word in white script, HALLOWEEN! in orange with a heavy outline. Cheap horror, played loud.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. It is CE marked and certified to ISO 4074, the international safety standard for latex condoms: 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The joke stops at the foil. Made by Kissy Bang Bang, a London printer of funny condoms since 2007.
When to hand it out
Halloween parties, October party bags, and fancy-dress nights. Pairs with the witch version if you want both, and with Enter My Cave for a full October set.
Ordering
The smallest order is six. Take six of this design or spread them across the range at £1.66 each. Shipped from London in plain packaging with nothing on the outside. Free UK delivery over £9.





