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Design Your Own Condoms – Because Generic Is Boring

Upload a photo, add text, or create from scratch. Printed on 6cm × 6cm white foil. Dispatched in 1–2 days.

  • 🎯 Selling since 2007 — millions delivered worldwide
  • ✔️ CE & ISO certified — factory-tested for safety
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Perfect For...

🎉 Stag & Hen Parties

The gift they'll never forget. Stick the groom's face on it.

🎂 Birthdays & Jokes

Nothing says "happy birthday" like a condom with their face on it.

💕 Valentine's & Couples

Cheesy? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes. Safe? Absolutely.

🎓 Uni Events & Freshers

The ultimate icebreaker. Literally.

How It Works — Dead Simple

1

Design

Upload a photo, add text, or pick a template. One side only.

2

Approve

Preview your design live in the editor. Ordering 100+? We also send a real photo of your actual printed wrapper before we dispatch.

3

Receive

Dispatched in 1–2 working days via UK Royal Mail. Discreet packaging, plain unmarked letter or box.

💰 The More You Order, The Less You Pay

All prices per condom, including VAT.

6+£1.66
10+£1.50
Most Popular 50+ £0.99
100+£0.76
250+£0.59
500 £0.49
🇬🇧 UK: FREE over £10 · £1.45 under £10 · 🌍 International: £3.99 flat rate worldwide

Need more than 500? Visit our Bulk Condoms page.

Found it cheaper? We'll beat it. Send us a like-for-like quote from any UK supplier and we'll beat the price. Same CE & ISO quality, faster turnaround. Get in Touch

Funny on the Outside. Serious on the Inside.

  • ✅ CE certified — European safety standards
  • ✅ ISO certified — international standards
  • ✅ Electronically tested — every single condom
  • ✅ Burst tested, strength tested, reliability tested
  • ✅ Printed in-house in London, UK
  • ✅ Selling safe condoms since 2007 — that's 19 years
  • ✅ Millions of condoms delivered worldwide
  • ✅ Trusted by individuals, events & brands and retailers

Frequently Asked Questions

Are custom printed condoms safe to use?
Yes — CE & ISO 4074 certified, latex tested to EU standards. We're cheeky, not reckless.
What size is the print area on a personalised condom?
6 cm × 6 cm — one side of the foil wrapper. Full colour or full foil.
Can I print my design on both sides of the condom?
Currently one side only. That's 6 × 6 cm of prime wrapper real estate.
What wrapper colours do you offer for custom condoms?
White foil wrapper — gives the cleanest print quality for photos, logos, and bold colours.
What is the minimum order for personalised condoms?
6 pieces. No typo — six. Perfect for testing a design before scaling up.
Do I get to approve my custom condom design before it ships?
You see a live preview in the designer before you order. Ordering 100+ pieces? We also send you an actual photograph of your real printed wrapper for approval — not a digital mock-up.
How long does it take to make and deliver custom condoms?
Orders under 1,000 units: ready within 24–48 working hours of artwork approval. Small orders under 20 often dispatch the same working day.
How much does shipping cost for custom condoms?
Free UK delivery on orders over £9. International shipping available — calculated at checkout.
What images can I upload for my custom condom wrapper?
Photos, logos, illustrations, QR codes — anything print-quality. JPG, PNG or PDF. The designer shows a live preview before you order.
Do you offer bulk, wholesale, or bespoke branded condoms?
Yes — see our bulk condoms page for managed B2B orders, volume pricing, and quote requests.
How do I pay for my custom condoms?
Visa, Mastercard, Amex via Stripe. Bank transfer available for large bulk orders.
How much do personalised condoms cost?
From £1.66 each (6+) down to £0.49 each (500). Need more? Bulk pricing goes down to £0.29 for 10,000+.
Can I order custom condoms from Europe, the US, or internationally?
Yes — we ship worldwide. UK, EU, US, Australia and beyond.
Will my custom condoms arrive in discreet packaging?
Always. Plain, unmarked box — nothing on the outside gives it away.