Bulk Condoms

Bulk Branded Condoms UK – Custom Printed for Events, Festivals & Corporate Gifting

⚡ 24–48h Turnaround
📦 MOQ 6 Units
🛡️ CE & ISO Certified

📦 Bulk Pricing

All prices are per design, including VAT.

6+
£1.66
10+
£1.50
50+
£0.99
100+
£0.76
250+
£0.59
500+
£0.49
1,000+
£0.39
2,500+
£0.36
5,000+
£0.33
10,000+
£0.29

💰 Price Calculator

Price per unit: £1.66
Total Price: £9.96

Prices include VAT. Minimum order: 6 pieces.

Customisation Options

From foil finishes to full colour printing, we’ve got you covered. Make them laugh. Make them remember you.

🎨 Full Colour Printing

Vibrant, professional-quality printing in any colour combo you fancy. Ideal for logos, wild artwork, or anything that screams “remember me.”

✨ Full Foil Options

Go glam with premium foil finishes. (Note: foil may not behave on curves — cheeky, we know.)

🎯 Design Tool

Play designer with our easy online tool. Build your own cheeky wrapper masterpiece. Try it now →

Printed Foils

Premium foil finishes available in white, light blue, pink, and full metallic options. Eye-catching and unforgettable — perfect for giveaways, clubs, and bold brand activations that demand attention.

Logo / Branded Condoms

Print your logo, message, or campaign slogan directly on CE & ISO-certified condoms. Chosen by leading UK brands, agencies, and events for clever, memorable promotions.

Festivals & Student Unions

Fast turnaround and low MOQs make us a favourite with student events and festivals. Get your custom condoms printed and ready to hand out within 24–48 hours — no stress, all fun.

OEM & Wholesale

White-label solutions for distributors and resellers who need reliability and style. CE-marked, ISO-tested, and fully compliant for retail and B2B campaigns across the UK and EU.

Why Choose Kissy Bang Bang?

18+ years of turning boring freebies into unforgettable talking points. Here’s why we’re the cheeky pros behind the world’s most memorable condoms:

🚀 Lightning Fast

Orders under 1,000 ready in 24–48h. Last-minute party? We’ve got you covered (literally).

📈 High Impact Marketing

The promo product people never throw away. Perfect for festivals, gifting, or going viral.

🌍 Global Reach

Shipped to 600+ shops across 7 countries. Fast UK delivery + international options.

📸 Design Approval

Want a sneak peek before we print? Photo proofing for bulk orders — no surprises.

💸 Price Match

We beat any like-for-like quote. Period. Get the best bang for your buck (literally).

🛡️ Quality Guaranteed

CE & ISO certified. Factory-tested. Basically, the James Bond of safe promotional goods.

What UK Customers Are Saying

"Got them for a stag do – the lads couldn't stop laughing. Brilliant quality!"

– Jamie, Manchester

"As a uni society, we wanted something cheeky but useful. These were perfect!"

– Chloe, Nottingham

"Quick turnaround, fab service, and the wrappers looked better than expected!"

– Tom, Brighton

"Perfect for our freshers' fair. Students loved them – cheeky but safe!"

– Sophie, Leeds

"We used these for our Pride event and they were a massive hit. Colourful & inclusive!"

– Alex, London

"Clients at our spa loved the fun branding – they're a great talking point."

– Emma, Bristol

"Festival merch just got a whole lot saucier – sold out in two days!"

– Zoe, Liverpool

"Brilliant customisation options. Our artwork came out super crisp."

– Josh, Edinburgh

"We handed them out in Soho – instant attention grabbers!"

– Dan, London

"Great support team, quick replies, and delivered bang on time."

– Priya, Birmingham

"Got them for a stag do – the lads couldn't stop laughing. Brilliant quality!"

– Jamie, Manchester

"As a uni society, we wanted something cheeky but useful. These were perfect!"

– Chloe, Nottingham

"Quick turnaround, fab service, and the wrappers looked better than expected!"

– Tom, Brighton

"Perfect for our freshers' fair. Students loved them – cheeky but safe!"

– Sophie, Leeds

"We used these for our Pride event and they were a massive hit. Colourful & inclusive!"

– Alex, London

"Clients at our spa loved the fun branding – they're a great talking point."

– Emma, Bristol

"Festival merch just got a whole lot saucier – sold out in two days!"

– Zoe, Liverpool

"Brilliant customisation options. Our artwork came out super crisp."

– Josh, Edinburgh

"We handed them out in Soho – instant attention grabbers!"

– Dan, London

"Great support team, quick replies, and delivered bang on time."

– Priya, Birmingham

About Kissy Bang Bang

Since 2007, Kissy Bang Bang has been shaking up the condom game with fun, cheeky, and fully safe wrappers—trusted by thousands of clients and sold in 600+ retail shops worldwide.

We believe safe sex doesn't have to be boring. Whether you're a business, a brand, or just up for a laugh, our condoms bring bold personality to your message—while keeping you protected.

Our brand values:

  • Safety – CE & ISO certified condoms you can trust.
  • Originality – Vibrant, on-trend designs that stand out.
  • Playfulness – A wink, a laugh, and a lasting impression.

All wrappers are personalized in South West London. No minimum order for our funny condoms. Custom wraps start at just 6 pieces. And for big jobs—we'll beat any like-for-like quote, guaranteed.

Are your condoms safe? +

Yes! Our condoms meet international standards: CE (EU), ISO. Each lot is tested for burst, strength, and electronic safety. You're in safe hands.

How fast will I get my order? +

Small orders (under 20): usually same working day dispatch.
UK: 2nd Class, SignedFor or Next-Day options.
Worldwide: Standard shipping in 5–7 working days.
Bulk orders: We'll confirm timing in your quote.

Do you offer bulk discounts? +

Yes! Use our discount calculator for exact pricing. Find it cheaper elsewhere? We'll beat that quote.

Can I get a real design preview? +

Yep. We'll send you a real photo of your actual printed wrapper—not a digital mock-up. Just email us your design and we'll sort the rest.

What's the minimum order? +

Funny condoms: No minimum.
Design your own: Just 6 pieces.

Where do you ship? +

Worldwide! Shipping is calculated at checkout for small orders. For 1,000+ pieces, contact us for a quote.

Can I customize both sides? +

No—by law we must print the lot number and expiry date on the back. The front is all yours.

Wrapper sizes and colours? +

Our wrappers are 6×6 cm (bigger than standard 5×5 cm). We offer white wrappers to make your design pop.

Payment options? +

Pay securely by PayPal (no account needed) or bank transfer for large orders.

Is VAT included in your prices? +

UK customers: Prices exclude 5% VAT (added at checkout).
International customers: No VAT will be added.

Still have questions? +

Check out our Privacy Policy & Refund & Returns Policy or just get in touch. We've got you!

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