Description
“GONNA GET ME SOME ASS!” is set around a grey office chair that has grown a face, and is looking extremely pleased about the seat it is expecting.
What is on the wrapper?
A wheeled swivel chair drawn as a character, with half-closed eyes, a wide grin and a tongue out, set against an orange and yellow impact burst. GONNA GET ME in gold, SOME in white, ASS! in pink. Office furniture with an agenda, and the pun works in exactly one direction.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Same certification you would expect off a pharmacy shelf — CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The printing is the only thing that changes. Printed by Kissy Bang Bang, who have been doing this in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Office Secret Santa, leaving dos, and desk-based birthdays. The workplace joke of the range, and safe enough that it usually survives HR.
Ordering
The smallest order is six. Take six of this design or spread them across the range at £1.66 each. Shipped from London in plain packaging with nothing on the outside. Free UK delivery over £9.
