Description
“EAT MY BAGUETTE!” is set around a couple working their way toward each other along a single enormous filled baguette.
What is on the wrapper?
A cartoon man in a yellow t-shirt at one end and a red-haired woman in a blue dress at the other, both biting into a long baguette stuffed with lettuce, tomato and meat. EAT in black, MY in black, BAGUETTE! in white with a heavy outline. A shared-sandwich romance with an obvious second reading.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Underneath the printing it is a fully certified condom: CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Nothing about the joke touches the latex. Kissy Bang Bang has printed funny condoms in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Hen weekends, Valentine’s, French-themed parties, and Secret Santa. The two-person version of the baguette joke, and the friendlier of the pair.
Ordering
Six is the minimum, and they do not have to match — mix any six from the funny range at £1.66 each. Printed in London, posted in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.





