Description

“BLOWING MY OWN TRUMPET” sits beneath a gold trumpet with a full rainbow blasting out of the bell instead of sound.

What is on the wrapper?

A simple gold trumpet pointing right, with six coloured bands streaming out of the horn in rainbow order and curling upward. Flat vector style, dark grey type across two lines. The idiom means bragging; the picture makes it mean something else entirely.

Is it a real condom?

Yes. Same certification you would expect off a pharmacy shelf — CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The printing is the only thing that changes. A Kissy Bang Bang design, printed in London where the brand has run since 2007.

When to hand it out

Pride events and parades, LGBTQ+ society giveaways, and anyone who has earned the right to brag. Reads perfectly well outside Pride as a general boast.