Will Valentine's condoms arrive in time for Valentine's Day?

Printing takes one working day for orders under 1,000 pieces, and same-day dispatch is common on small orders. Order a few days before the 14th to allow for delivery.

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Valentine’s Day Condoms — A Cheeky Romantic Gift

Q: Are Valentine's Day condoms real condoms?

Yes. They are standard, CE-marked condoms in a romantic or personalised foil wrapper. The wrapper is the only thing that changes; the condom inside is fully functional and safe to use.

Personalised and funny condoms for the one you fancy. A photo, a private joke, or both, printed in the UK from 6 pieces, ready well before the 14th.

Design your Valentine’s condoms

Flowers wilt and chocolates vanish. A condom with your partner’s face or your worst in-joke on the wrapper gets a laugh now and a story later. They’re real, working condoms, so the romance doesn’t have to stop at the gift.

Valentine’s gift ideas that actually land

For your partnerA photo of the two of you, your anniversary date, or the joke only you two get.

First Valentine’sSet the tone early. Funny and a little forward beats a generic card.

Long distancePersonal orders ship worldwide, so the gift lands wherever they are.

Anti-Valentine’sSingle and not sad about it? A cheeky design for the group chat or the party.

Personalise your own, or pick a funny design

Two ways to do Valentine’s. Upload a photo, name, or message and we’ll print it through Design Your Own. Or browse the ready-made funny condoms range if you’d rather grab and go. White is the standard wrapper, pink and light blue are stocked, and any colour is possible through full-foil print.

Why order from Kissy Bang Bang

From 6 pieces, so a gift for one person is no problem.
Printed in London on a 6x6cm foil, larger than the usual 5x5cm, so a photo reads clearly.
One working day to print for orders under 1,000, and same-day dispatch is common on small orders, so a last-minute idea still makes the 14th.
CE-marked and standard fit. Real condoms, not a gag prop.
Personal orders ship worldwide, which long-distance couples need.

Branded Valentine’s condoms for businesses

Running a Valentine’s promotion at a bar, club, or hotel, or putting them in a gift box you sell? Branded Valentine’s condoms work as event handouts and product add-ons. Business runs start at 50 pieces, with a real photo of your printed wrapper before the full run. See bulk and wholesale, or white-label if you’re a gift brand selling them on.

How to order Valentine’s condoms

Pick personalised (Design Your Own) or a ready-made funny design.
Upload your photo, name, or message, or choose your design.
Approve the layout. Over 100 pieces, approve the real printed photo too.
We print and dispatch from London. Order a few days ahead to land before the 14th.

Valentine’s condom FAQs

Are Valentine’s condoms real condoms?

Yes. They’re standard, CE-marked condoms in a romantic or personalised foil wrapper. The wrapper is the only thing that changes; the condom inside is fully functional and safe to use.

Can I put a photo of us on the wrapper?

Yes. Through Design Your Own you can add a photo, name, message, or your own artwork. Or pick a ready-made design from the funny condoms range.

What’s the minimum order?

From 6 pieces, so a single gift is fine. For branded business orders, 50 pieces is the entry point.

Will they arrive in time for Valentine’s Day?

Printing takes one working day for orders under 1,000, and same-day dispatch is common on small orders. Order a few days before the 14th to allow for delivery.

Are they discreet?

Yes. Orders ship in plain outer packaging with nothing on the outside to reveal what’s inside.

Can I order branded Valentine’s condoms for my business?

Yes. Branded Valentine’s condoms work for bar and club promotions, hotel packages, and gift boxes. Business runs start at 50 pieces with a real printed photo before the full run.

Do you ship outside the UK?

Personal Valentine’s orders ship worldwide. Custom business orders ship across the UK and Europe.

Design Your Own Funny condoms Bulk & wholesale White-label Full guide

Give them something they’ll actually remember

Design a personalised pack in minutes, or grab a ready-made funny design. From 6 pieces, printed in London.

Start your design