Description
“I’M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST, BUT I’LL TAKE A LOOK” is set in four lines of heavy black type on a bare white foil. There is no picture, because the line does not need one.
What is on the wrapper?
Plain black capitals across four centred lines, no illustration, no colour, no decoration whatsoever. It is the only design in the range that is pure typography, and the starkness is what sells it — an old chat-up line delivered completely deadpan.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Underneath the printing it is a fully certified condom: CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Nothing about the joke touches the latex. Kissy Bang Bang started printing these in London in 2007 and has not stopped.
When to hand it out
Stag nights, Secret Santa, and gag gifts for medical students. The most quotable design in the catalogue, and the one people photograph.
Ordering
Six minimum, mix and match freely across the range at £1.66 each. Printed in London and sent in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.
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