Description

“ENTER MY CAVE” is printed around the black mouth of a cave lit from within by a purple glow, with a single pink bat hanging in the opening.

What is on the wrapper?

A jagged cave entrance in solid black, the interior filled with a purple radial glow, and a small pink bat with spread wings suspended in the middle. ENTER in purple, MY in white, CAVE in white with a heavy outline. Gothic on the surface, entirely unsubtle underneath.

Is it a real condom?

Yes. It is CE marked and certified to ISO 4074, the international safety standard for latex condoms: 52mm nominal width (±2mm), over 180mm long, 4 to 5 year shelf life. The joke stops at the foil. Printed by Kissy Bang Bang, who have been doing this in London since 2007.

When to hand it out

Halloween, stag and hen nights, and Secret Santa. Sits naturally alongside Eat My Pie if you are putting together an October set.

Ordering

Buy six of this one or mix six different designs, £1.66 each either way. Printed and packed in London and sent in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9, next-day £3.80.