Description
“I HAVE A BIG LOAD 4U” is set around a grinning courier in dungarees hauling an oversized cardboard parcel, leaning back under the weight of it.
What is on the wrapper?
A cartoon delivery man with purple hair and work boots carrying a big brown box braced against his hip, mouth open in a laugh. I HAVE A in yellow, BIG in red, LOAD in white, 4U in blue on a badge. Logistics vocabulary, applied enthusiastically.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Underneath the printing it is a fully certified condom: CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Nothing about the joke touches the latex. Kissy Bang Bang started printing these in London in 2007 and has not stopped.
When to hand it out
Stag nights, Secret Santa, and gifts for anyone in delivery or logistics. Pairs with Special Delivery if you want both parcel jokes.
Ordering
Six minimum, mix and match freely across the range at £1.66 each. Printed in London and sent in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.
