Description
“SUPER JOHNNIO” is set in blocky arcade lettering above a moustachioed plumber in red dungarees and a red cap, arm around a blonde in a pink bikini, thumb up.
What is on the wrapper?
A cartoon plumber with a bushy black moustache, red peaked cap and blue overalls, grinning with one thumb raised, beside a blonde woman in a pink bikini who looks considerably less delighted. SUPER in orange, JOHNNIO in blue and yellow, in a chunky arcade-game typeface. A video-game archetype, kept generic, with johnny doing the pun.
Is it a real condom?
Yes, and it is not a gag item with a gag inside. CE marked, ISO 4074 certified, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus length, 4 to 5 years of shelf life. Only the wrapper is funny. Kissy Bang Bang has printed funny condoms in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Gamer gifts, stag nights, Secret Santa, and student party bags. The name is the whole joke and it lands with anyone who owned a console.
Ordering
Buy six of this one or mix six different designs, £1.66 each either way. Printed and packed in London and sent in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9, next-day £3.80.
