In London Bitch

£1.66

A condom in a guardsman’s uniform, announcing its arrival.

Mix & MatchMinimum 6 across the funny range. Pick 6 of the same design or 6 different designs.

Description

“I’m in London Bitch!” is written beside a cartoon condom character dressed in a red ceremonial tunic and bearskin, with I woz ‘ere scrawled above it.

What is on the wrapper?

A rolled condom drawn as a character with a long face and heavy eyelids, wearing a red guardsman’s tunic with gold buttons and a tall black bearskin, standing to attention. I woz ‘ere! in blue handwriting with an arrow, and the slogan in navy and red to the right. Tourist graffiti, in uniform.

Is it a real condom?

Yes. Underneath the printing it is a fully certified condom: CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Nothing about the joke touches the latex. Kissy Bang Bang started printing these in London in 2007 and has not stopped.

When to hand it out

London souvenirs, stag and hen weekends in the capital, and tourist retail. One of the designs that pulls its own search traffic by name.

Ordering

Six minimum, mix and match freely across the range at £1.66 each. Printed in London and sent in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.