Description
“SEX INSTRUCTOR — 1st LESSON FREE!” is laid out like a small advert — job title, offer, and a pair of red lipstick kisses for credentials.
What is on the wrapper?
SEX in large red and gold outlined capitals, INSTRUCTOR on a black bar beneath, then 1st LESSON on a red flash and FREE! in gold, with two red lip prints and a couple of small hearts scattered around. No illustration of a person at all — it is styled as a card in a phone box.
Is it a real condom?
Yes, and it is not a gag item with a gag inside. CE marked, ISO 4074 certified, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus length, 4 to 5 years of shelf life. Only the wrapper is funny. Kissy Bang Bang has printed funny condoms in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Stag and hen nights, birthdays, and Secret Santa. One of the oldest slogans in the catalogue and still one of the most direct.
Ordering
Buy six of this one or mix six different designs, £1.66 each either way. Printed and packed in London and sent in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9, next-day £3.80.
