Description
“I GO ALL NIGHT” is printed beside a bright pink cartoon rabbit marching along with a battery strapped to its side. A parody of every long-life battery advert ever made.
What is on the wrapper?
A grinning pink rabbit in a yellow vest, mid-stride with one arm raised, a black cylindrical battery clipped to its body and a lightning bolt on the cell. I GO in yellow, ALL NIGHT in red, both heavily outlined with sparkles. Deliberately generic — the joke is the advertising trope, not any particular brand.
Is it a real condom?
Yes. Underneath the printing it is a fully certified condom: CE marked, ISO 4074, 52mm nominal width (±2mm), 180mm-plus, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life. Nothing about the joke touches the latex. Kissy Bang Bang has printed funny condoms in London since 2007.
When to hand it out
Stag and hen nights, Secret Santa, and birthdays. The claim on the wrapper is the entire pitch and nobody needs it explained.
Ordering
Six is the minimum, and they do not have to match — mix any six from the funny range at £1.66 each. Printed in London, posted in plain unbranded packaging. Free UK delivery over £9.
