Kissy Bang Bang

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corporate own custom condom personalised bulk orders
funny cheeky hilarious personalised condoms

What People Are Saying 💬

"Best gift at a party ever. Everyone laughed AND used them!"

– Alex, London

"Cheeky and brilliant. Design-your-own is genius!"

– Marta, Barcelona

"Ordered for my mate’s stag do. Hilarious and top quality."

– James, Dublin

"Actually better than expected! Great printing and arrived fast."

– Nina, Berlin

"Great convo starter at festivals. Everyone wanted one!"

– Luca, Milan

"Way more stylish than typical joke gifts. I’m impressed."

– Emma, Brighton

"Perfect for our hen do. Loved the rude puns!"

– Sophie, Manchester

Why Businesses Trust Kissy Bang Bang

  • ✔️ 🎯 Selling since 2007 — millions of condoms delivered worldwide.
  • ✔️ ♡ CE & ISO certified — factory-tested for safety (yes, the real deal).
  • ✔️ 📦 Wholesale-ready — shipped to 600+ retail shops in 7 countries.
  • ✔️ 💡 Custom condoms from just 6 pieces — perfect for viral marketing.
  • ✔️ 💋 Trusted by bars, salons, unis, taxis & even TV channels.
  • ✔️ 📸 Real design proofs — for bulk orders we send photo for approval.
  • ✔️ 🤝 We beat any like-for-like quote. Period.
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