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About Kissy Bang Bang
We've been making condoms worth talking about since 2007. Funny ones, custom ones, hundreds of designs, all printed and packed in London. If you want a gift that makes someone laugh, 5,000 condoms for a student union's freshers week, or 10,000 branded wrappers for a campaign, we've got the kit, the speed, and the standards to land it.
Safe sex doesn't have to be boring. That's been the whole bet since day one. The condoms underneath are CE-marked, certified to ISO 4074, and electronically tested lot-by-lot for burst pressure, tensile strength, and pinholes. The wrappers on top get to be loud.
What we make:
- Funny novelty condoms — hundreds of pre-designed wrappers, mix any 6 from the range for £1.66 each.
- Design Your Own — upload artwork, a photo, or text and we'll print custom condoms from 6 pieces.
- Bulk branded condoms — runs from 6 to 10,000+ for brands, agencies, student unions, and events.
How we run things:
- 6×6 cm white wrappers, 20% bigger than the standard 5×5 cm, so your design has room to breathe.
- Most small orders ship the same working day. Custom prints under 1,000 pieces typically dispatch within one working day.
- Order 100+ custom pieces and we send you a real physical photo of the printed wrapper before the rest ships. Not a digital mockup, the actual product.
- Free UK delivery from £9. Worldwide shipping at checkout.
Award-winning since 2011 — Best Product Award at Scotland’s Trade Fair, for our “Blow My Pipe” design. Quoted in PR Newswire as “an award winning condom brand”. Stocked in over 600 souvenir retail shops across the UK and Europe. See the press page →
Need bulk pricing? Use our discount calculator or contact us. We'll beat any like-for-like quote.
Yes! Our condoms meet international standards: CE (EU), ISO. Each lot is tested for burst, strength, and electronic safety. You're in safe hands.
Small orders (under 20): usually same working day dispatch.
UK: 2nd Class, SignedFor or next day on demand..
Worldwide: Standard shipping in 5–10 working days depending on where you are based.
Bulk orders: We'll confirm timing in your quote.
Yes! Use our discount calculator for exact pricing. Find it cheaper elsewhere? We'll beat that quote.
Yep. We'll send you a real photo of your actual printed wrapper — not a digital mock-up. Just email us your design and we'll sort the rest.
Funny condoms: Mix any 6 designs across the funny range — minimum 6 pieces. Pick 6 different or 6 of the same.
Design Your Own: Just 6 pieces.
Bulk branded: From 6 pieces upwards. Volume pricing kicks in at 50, 100, 250, 500, 1,000+.
Worldwide! Shipping is calculated at checkout for small orders. For 1,000+ pieces, contact us for a quote.
No — by law we must print the lot number and expiry date on the back. The front is all yours.
Our wrappers are 6×6 cm — 20% bigger than the standard 5×5 cm. That means more space for your logo, bolder visual impact, and a premium feel in hand. White base by default, so your design pops.
Pay securely by card (Visa, Mastercard, Amex) via Stripe. For large bulk orders, bank transfer is available.
VAT is included for all orders.
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