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Our current turnaround time, from receipt of order to the goods being dispatched is on our FAQs page. If we are unable to achieve this for any reason whatsoever, you will be advised and will then have the option of either a full refund or a revised dispatch date.

Design Your Own or Personalised Condoms

Because of the personalised nature of the product, we are unable to refund you and resell it. However, if you receive a product that is damaged or faulty, we can refund you or replace it.

Funny Condoms

If for whatever reason you are not happy with your purchase of a funny condom, we are able to provide a refund within 5 working days of receipt. The return delivery will be at your own expense. To process your refund request please contact us at with details of your order plus proof of purchase and we will provide you with the return address.

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In order to improve the service offered to you technology may be used to track the patterns of behaviour of visitors to the site and to help personalise the content displayed to each user. This can include using a "cookie" which would be stored on your browser.


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Your card details are transferred directly to our Payment Service Provider ( for immediate authorisation and are never recorded or stored in our database. Once we have received authorisation from the Payment Service Provider we confirm your order. For any privacy enquiries, please refer to our Payment Service Provider's privacy policy.

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